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Inspiration: DayBefore!Misery
Written on: Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Time: 9:27 PM

Something I ripped off Joseph's blog:



English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.



In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!



Whee~

Now Playing: Wo Ke Yi - Cai Min You

Javier, the C-Div master, wanted to treat the whole bowling team KFC today. But guess what. Due to Jakarta Open and other unforseen circumstances (aka Simpsons, Rush Hour 3), only Issac, Magnus and I could make it. Hah.

Took 28 to Toa Payoh, owned the whole back row. Fiddled with Issac's phone. Blah blah blah... Went to KFC, here's how the order went:

Issac: 1 Meltz Student Meal
Me: Nonono, 2.
Javier: 3 lah.
Magnus: Oi 4!
Auntie: *Dead silence*

She gave us 1 coeslaw and 1 whipped potato each. And charged Javier like $20+. Obviously, she didn't charge us the student price. Here's how the conversation went after that:

Magnus: Eh auntie, this one coeslaw leh.
Auntie: Oh ya, student meal hor?
Javier + Issac + Me: Oi... Why you tell...
Magnus: I am a Marist Gentleman.
Issac + Me: You are?

Okay... The eating was rather uneventful... Until we finished. I realised that the auntie forgot to give me a spoon for the whipped potato. Wth... So I asked Issac:

Me: Eh Issac u finished ady right?
Issac: Yarh...
Me: Can I use your spoon?
Issac: *licks spoon all around*
Issac: Nah.
Me: There's an invention called the TISSUE PAPER.
Issac: Oh ok.
Issac: *wipes spoon with tissue*
Issac: Nah.
Me: Thanks.

:p

I held the container and whaddya know?! It was empty! I wanted to go to the counter and shout when all 3 of them said "walau you damn lag leh." Then I realised Issac stole my whipped potato. -.-"

Ok then nothing liao.

Now Playing: When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne

Just blog about something on the way back from National Skin Centre, some act punk uncle came up and sat 3 seats away from me, excluding the aisle. Chatted with his supposed wife and guess what? My noise-cancellation earphones didn't cancel out his voice. Well done. I should congratulate all the other passengers for surviving an avalanche from the air con.

Now Playing: Wo You Chu Lian Le - Wu Yue Tian

That was a long post.